show_my_cannons: (Human | Stand beside or step aside)
Ironhide ([personal profile] show_my_cannons) wrote2012-10-18 10:04 pm

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[Behold! The doors of the Olivine City Gym!]

[And Ironhide, exiting without fanfare or ceremony. He does pause to brush... soot? Off his coat, though. Not that soot can really be seen on the infamous Black Coat.]

[... though what can be seen is the brief flash of the Mineral Badge pinned under one side of said coat.]

[Apparently, he was trying to hit the "VOICE" function, and knocked the "VIDEO" instead, because he doesn't look at the 'gear, just bends to rub an excited Growlithe behind the ears.]


... Steel types are not as tough as they sound.

Appreciate the strategy. To all who offered it.
foolishwren: speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god ("girl what that mouth do")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're just takin' the gyms by storm lately, huh?
foolishwren: and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever (Wow ive never thought about it like that)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-26 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
You heard about that Battle Tournament? That's something to do.
foolishwren: Then im being nice. (Have i stabbed you? No?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... You mean the one where you totally kicked my ass?

Yeah, that was fun.

[... It sounds a little sarcastic, but actually, she HAD enjoyed it. More because of that sparring session they'd had afterwards than the one in the arena, which had been.... you know. Embarrassing.]
foolishwren: i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever (let me just make one thing clear)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-31 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
--Hey, you didn't let me do anything!

I was totally holding my own against you after that!

[... Never mind that in the end it probably HAD degenerated into Ironhide being a good sport and letting her feel all big and tough.]
Edited 2012-10-31 05:14 (UTC)
foolishwren: baka (it's not like I LIKE you or anything)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-31 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[>8C A smile? So you think she's funny, do ya?]

You don't have to give me anything, I TOOK it, thank you very much!

[Seemingly serious, she lifts one of her scrawny arms and gives it an appreciative smack with her hand.]

Pure muscle.

[Which is true, but that doesn't matter much when you're still a twig.]
foolishwren: Object Class: Keter.  Special Containment Procedures: we cant (SCP 4235: my ass)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, maybe a bit.

You're bigger-boned than me, too. Gotta keep that in mind. Makes you look tougher.

[Straight-faced, with one of those challenging expressions. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D THINK SHE WAS ASKING FOR A FIGHT, IRONHIDE.]
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-10-31 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Still in Goldenrod.

You should stop by.

Y'know, if you dare.
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-11-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What're you talkin' about?

You have an Onix.

Goldenrod's only like a week's walk from Olivine if you ride!
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-11-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
... What?

Well, tell her you need to get to Goldenrod so that Heather can kick your butt!

[He can do that, can't he? She'd listen to THAT, right?]
foolishwren: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! (HENRY! Is that a WEED?!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-11-08 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[AHA! Speak of the devil!]

[Completely unfazed, Heather looks the rocky serpent right in the eye.]


C'mon. The ol' man has a date with destiny. You gotta get him down here so that I can beat him up.

Let's make this happen!
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-11-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

Oh, c'mon!

Why not?
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-11-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
... It'd help teach him a lesson!

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