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Ironhide ([personal profile] show_my_cannons) wrote2011-09-06 04:30 pm

12 - [Video] / Action for Azalea

[There is an Onix on your screen. An Onix... lounging near the Azalea Pokemon Center in the sun. She's curled up, though, allowing for people to pass by.]

[And turning herself into one seriously epic climbing gym for two little pokemon. One is a fairly unremarkable Squirtle, who has climbed on top of her crest and is apparently pretending to be a flag. The other is a Growlithe.]

[A Growlithe with very stubby little legs and slightly pointed features. A corgi-lithe. She is running up and down the Onix's boulders, barking like the puppy she is, and occasionally rolling off one side of the rocks. This is the best fun ever!]

[There's a boot toe visible in one corner of the screen. Ironhide apparently set the 'gear down and forgot about it while watching this spectacle. The Growlithe, however, has not been so forgetful. She bounds over, and starts licking the camera before the feed cuts as Ironhide's hand comes into frame, and lifting her out of view.]
foolishwren: it does, in fact, follow. 9/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "It Follows" (2014))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
S'not very creative...

[... Not that naming something 'Raccoon Thing' was really that creative, either, so Heather doesn't really have much room to talk.]
foolishwren: i wouldnt expect you to understand (its called ukelele screamo and its ART)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-11 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's deflecting.

... But what does he name them, since we're on the topic?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
... Moxie? What's wrong with Moxie?

It's better than Dog.
foolishwren: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor (well you know what they say...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
So does Dynamite, and guess which one's less boring?
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[... Well, Heather's just going to make a bratty face at the screen, then. HOW D'YOU LIKE THEM APPLES.]
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[... TOUCHE, OLD MAN. TOUCHE.]

[It's impossible to retain any kind of argumentative expression in the face of that, so... Heather just doesn't even try. Instead she laughs.]


I guess if it likes the name...
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right.

You win.
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-09-12 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Just this once!

I won't go easy on ya next time.