13 - [Video] / Action for Goldenrod

[show_my_cannons]

[Somewhere in Goldenrod, there is a cafe. Or a take out place. Either way, it's currently being invaded by a giant alien robot turned human. Since he arrived, he's been surviving on the Pokemon world's version of energy bars. So, for the first time, he's gone to find some "real food".]

[The 'gear turns on to show the big man crowded at a small table, looking down, somewhat skeptically, at an equally large sandwich. Seriously, it's almost the size of his face.]

[He manages to pick it up. Stares at it. Veeeeeeeeeeery cautiously, he takes a bite out of it.]

[There's a beat of silence, as he looks at it again. His expression suggests he has just tasted the best thing ever on the face of the earth and he's having a hard time not shoving it all into his face. It probably looks absolutely bizarre to anyone who isn't aware that he was not always human.]

[And within the next few minutes, half the sandwich is quickly devoured. You'd think he hadn't eaten in weeks. That's when he pauses, and regards the flashing red light.]

... Fine. You win.

[Who is he speaking to? Who knows. This is just a very pleased Autobot.]

Comments

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[show_my_cannons]

Little... packages. Said they were food.

[They're called "cliff bars" or something like that, Ironhide.]

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

Those sound like they would get really boring really fast.

[Months of just what he assumes were energy bars. No wonder he was so happy about a sandwich.]

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[show_my_cannons]

It did.

Not much else out there. They were cheap. They were food.

[He shrugs. It made sense at the time.]

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

I guess, if you've never had real food. And there's a fair amount out there.

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[foolishwren]

_{[SHE'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO.]}

Okay, ol' man, listen real close.

You go up there to the counter right now.

And be like: GIVE ME FRENCH FRIES.


... Well, no, you should probably say it more politely, but you get the idea. Go. Do it. This is important.

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[show_my_cannons]

Why is this important? I have food already.

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[show_my_cannons]

I have not. We use fuel. Not... this.

[The last is said with a gesture to his sandwich.]

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[foolishwren]

TRUST me on this, okay?

_{[Just do it, man. You know she's going to bother you until you do.]}

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

You've been missing out.

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[show_my_cannons]

Are you going to harass me until I do this?

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[show_my_cannons]

So I have noticed...

Is it all like this?

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

No, there are lots of different tastes. Like some foods are sweet or bitter.

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[foolishwren]

Yes.

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[show_my_cannons]

... Sweet?

[What do these words mean.]

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[show_my_cannons]

...

Fine.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[YESSSSS.]

[She will wait.]

[YOU'LL SEE, IRONHIDE.]</sub>

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[biteisbigger.livejournal.com]

[ that was a little squeak of surprise when her feet left the ground, automatically clutching his shoulders in case he somehow drops her.

... She might never get used to being this high up. ]

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

It's hard to explain. You should try a cookie or candy. Those are both sweet.

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[show_my_cannons]

[Okay fine.]

[He'll be back in a minute or two. Looking dubiously at these things.]

... They supposed to look like this?

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[show_my_cannons]

Right now?

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[show_my_cannons]

[Nope. He won't drop her. She's just getting sat on his shoulders. His... XBox huge shoulders.]

You holding up all right?

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

No, just at some point.

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[show_my_cannons]

Fine. At some point... I will find these things.

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[tensaizenzai.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't be to hard, especially with Halloween coming up.

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[show_my_cannons]

Halloween?