show_my_cannons | 13 - [Video] / Action for Goldenrod

[Somewhere in Goldenrod, there is a cafe. Or a take out place. Either way, it's currently being invaded by a giant alien robot turned human. Since he arrived, he's been surviving on the Pokemon world's version of energy bars. So, for the first time, he's gone to find some "real food".]

[The 'gear turns on to show the big man crowded at a small table, looking down, somewhat skeptically, at an equally large sandwich. Seriously, it's almost the size of his face.]

[He manages to pick it up. Stares at it. Veeeeeeeeeeery cautiously, he takes a bite out of it.]

[There's a beat of silence, as he looks at it again. His expression suggests he has just tasted the best thing ever on the face of the earth and he's having a hard time not shoving it all into his face. It probably looks absolutely bizarre to anyone who isn't aware that he was not always human.]

[And within the next few minutes, half the sandwich is quickly devoured. You'd think he hadn't eaten in weeks. That's when he pauses, and regards the flashing red light.]

... Fine. You win.

[Who is he speaking to? Who knows. This is just a very pleased Autobot.]

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_{[She'll just... watch him do that.]}

... For the record, you can ask them to NOT include tomatoes on your sandwiches, if you want.

Y'know.

And they won't.

_{[She doesn't want him to be put off of sandwiches ENTIRELY, obviously.]}

Your record is noted.

[But he's still going to get every last goddamn tomato off this thing.]

_{[EVEN THE SEEDS? Every single little seed?]}

But man, don't let this ruin everything MADE from tomatoes for you. Seriously. It's not all gross.

Tomato sauce is AMAZING. ... And it doesn't even look like tomatoes. ... 'Cept that it's red too.

[Every single seed.]

Uh huh. We will see.

_{[... Ironhide.]}

Picky, picky...