show_my_cannons | 13 - [Video] / Action for Goldenrod

[Somewhere in Goldenrod, there is a cafe. Or a take out place. Either way, it's currently being invaded by a giant alien robot turned human. Since he arrived, he's been surviving on the Pokemon world's version of energy bars. So, for the first time, he's gone to find some "real food".]

[The 'gear turns on to show the big man crowded at a small table, looking down, somewhat skeptically, at an equally large sandwich. Seriously, it's almost the size of his face.]

[He manages to pick it up. Stares at it. Veeeeeeeeeeery cautiously, he takes a bite out of it.]

[There's a beat of silence, as he looks at it again. His expression suggests he has just tasted the best thing ever on the face of the earth and he's having a hard time not shoving it all into his face. It probably looks absolutely bizarre to anyone who isn't aware that he was not always human.]

[And within the next few minutes, half the sandwich is quickly devoured. You'd think he hadn't eaten in weeks. That's when he pauses, and regards the flashing red light.]

... Fine. You win.

[Who is he speaking to? Who knows. This is just a very pleased Autobot.]

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_{[Guess who likes being right?]

[THIS CLASSY LADY.]

[Which is why she's grinning at the screen. Infuriatingly.]}

Told ya.

[Shhhh Heather, shh. He has discovered the Sandwich.]

[No he looks over at her voice, and snorts.]

I will give you this one.

[Lion would recommend ice cream and cake, but that's probably not MANLY enough to go recommending it so easily xD]

Discovering the wonders of a good meal?

Have you never had a sandwich before?

_{[Does it make up for her loss in the tournament? No, not really.]

[Does it make her feel better anyway? HELL YES.]}

Have you tried french fries yet?

Tried... what?

[Ironhide doesn't really have a grasp of masculine and feminine -- despite his overwhelming tendency to lean toward the former. He probably wouldn't notice.]

It is... strange. But I like it.

... Is that what this is?

[No. No he hasn't.]

...Yes. You seriously didn't even know what it was? How is that possible?

[I don't think he's even realized there are people here who weren't human.]

Never ingested organic fuel before. Never was... human... before.

[Giant robots don't need your silly sandwiches, human child.]

[...organic fuel? And sandwiches are amazing, don't even pretend.]

You weren't human? Really?

No. I was not. Supposed to be an Autobot.

[He pauses. And sets the sandwich down.]

Sentient mechanical life form. From Cybertron.

An Autobot, huh? So this place actually turned you human? That's bizarre.

You are telling me.

Good point. How long have you been here?

... Months, now. Sort of lost track of it all.

And you haven't eating yet?

I was.

Friend of ours... just told me it was the wrong thing.

...

[ she is kind of in awe. Hi, Ironhide, there's a little girl standing not too far away and blinking. ]

[He feels that stare before he looks up. There's an irritated few words on the tip of his tongue for the onlooker...]

[... before he realizes who it is.]

... Hey.

[And then he pushes away from the table, and... well. He's trying to smile at her.]

[ she... thinks he is. S-so, um. TRYING TO SMILE BACK? ]

[... Come here Kisa. You can have a hug.]

[ OH MY GOSH, HUG.

Have a bit of a cling. ]

What had you been eating?

[The sandwich is temporarily forgotten. He glances around, just to ensure the patrons of the cafe are going to mind their own damn business.]

[And picks her up.]

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