_{[... Aw, Ironhide, that's mean... She actually opens her mouth in defense of her socially-dysfunctional adopted big brother... but... well, she can't exactly argue with any of that. Henry is a weirdo.]}

Well, still.

It's fun.

He named it Fruitloops Carmelo Bananasaurus Copter.

Which is such a stupid name that it sails clear off the other end of the stupid scale and starts being awesome again.