show_my_cannons: (Human | Are you speaking words?)
Ironhide ([personal profile] show_my_cannons) wrote2013-05-29 03:38 pm

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[Well, here's something we haven't seen in a while. What is it, you may ask?]

[It's Ironhide. Standing on his Onix's head and... looking hopelessly lost. Judging from the landscape, he's left Olivine, finally, only to wander into some forest somewhere. Napalm's head barely clears the tops of the trees.]


... Scrap.

[He says a few more choice words -- none of them technically printable -- and squints down at the 'gear.]

[Cliffjumper always had the map, when they went out...]

Where is the compass function on this thing? Trying to get to Goldenrod or... wherever it is the kid has gone.

Towns all sound the same... hnmf.

[This is Ironhide-Speak for: Where the hell am I.]
rocketralph: (now wait a second)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-30 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yikes. That looks like a situation.]

Just try walkin' in a straight line. You'll hit the edge of the map eventually, right?
rocketralph: (bottle-vision engaged)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it will! Just give it a shot.

[Ralph is assuming Ironhide is smart enough to go around rocks and cliffs...but man he's seen some weird pathfinding AI.]
rocketralph: (Default)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of course there is. Pull up the map. It only scrolls over so far.
rocketralph: (so i threw him out the window)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you might run into somebody who can tell you where you are.
rocketralph: (now wait a second)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ BI ]

I don't mean a literal straight line. Just...straight-ish.
rocketralph: (so i threw him out the window)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Lemme know how that works out for you. Besides, you can only go halfway into the woods. Otherwise you're halfway out.
rocketralph: (AAUUGHHH)

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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-05-31 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nevermiiiiiiiiind!

[No woodsy wisdom for you, Ironhide.]