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show_my_cannons) wrote2013-05-29 03:38 pm
show_my_cannons) wrote2013-05-29 03:38 pm
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[Well, here's something we haven't seen in a while. What is it, you may ask?]
[It's Ironhide. Standing on his Onix's head and... looking hopelessly lost. Judging from the landscape, he's left Olivine, finally, only to wander into some forest somewhere. Napalm's head barely clears the tops of the trees.]
... Scrap.
[He says a few more choice words -- none of them technically printable -- and squints down at the 'gear.]
[Cliffjumper always had the map, when they went out...]
Where is the compass function on this thing? Trying to get to Goldenrod or... wherever it is the kid has gone.
Towns all sound the same... hnmf.
[This is Ironhide-Speak for: Where the hell am I.]
[It's Ironhide. Standing on his Onix's head and... looking hopelessly lost. Judging from the landscape, he's left Olivine, finally, only to wander into some forest somewhere. Napalm's head barely clears the tops of the trees.]
... Scrap.
[He says a few more choice words -- none of them technically printable -- and squints down at the 'gear.]
[Cliffjumper always had the map, when they went out...]
Where is the compass function on this thing? Trying to get to Goldenrod or... wherever it is the kid has gone.
Towns all sound the same... hnmf.
[This is Ironhide-Speak for: Where the hell am I.]
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Is it your function to be as dry as a prune, then?
[He really hopes the answer is no.]
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What is... a prune?
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[Right. Robots probably don't eat those.]
You know what a plum is? The fruit, I mean. When you dry it, you get a prune. Which works really well in cooking-- [Wait, that's not what it's about.] Anyway, point is, it's dry as fuck.
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What does it... look like?
[Ironhide pretty much survived on protein bars for a year after his arrival. He's not too well-versed in food.]
Dry. Right. Then why do you ingest it?
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[... Goddammit, Ironhide, get your ass over to Saffron and Crow will cook you ALL THE THINGS-- if you pay for the ingredients, that is.]
'Cause it's tasty? Like I said, works well in cooking, too.
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[And those, he refuses to touch. He'll eat pretty much anything anyone puts in front of him, but tomatoes? No.]
How do you cook something like that?
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[Granted, if it was salad or something, then it would take a lot to convince Crow to eat it, but on the other hand, tomatoes can be made into so many great things!
Like ketchup.]
They go well with meat, I hear? [Though he's never really had a chance to try that.] Or you can put 'em into cereal or rice. That works too.
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[It was one of those things she teased about -- one of those things that ended up backfiring horribly.]
Do they...?
[You had him at "meat", sir.]
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[Because that sounds like one of those fun little things you can use to make fun of others-- er, it's interesting.]
And yeah, guess they do. [He stokes his chin thoughtfully.] I could give it a shot sometime...
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[He just thinks it's gross now.]
Might as well. If you know so much of them.
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Crow can't help but raise his eyebrow a bit at that. He kind of hopes he's not officially considered a Dried Fruit Specialist, since he wouldn't describe himself as one.]
Told you already, common Earth knowledge. And some cooking books.
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There are books of cooking?
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How else do you think people learn how to cook in the first place?
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The internet.
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Yeah, there's that, too.
Though there are places that don't have internet connection, y'know.
[Shocking.]
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