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video ;; action | 4TH WALL EVENT

[So remember how Ironhide had been lost in the wilderness earlier?]

[That's not a problem anymore. Because guess who can suddenly turn into a truck? That's right, this guy. A truck that is currently plowing through trees and bushes and whatever might be in his way. BEEP BEEP MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.]

[As soon as he gets into some clear space, be it a town, or a pathway or anything reasonably clear of tall, cumbersome trees, the truck skids to a halt.]

[And transforms.]

Hah! About time this has happened... Now.

[He rolls shoulders the size of a small family car.]

Let us get on with this. Tracking the girl should be simple. Or... hn. Simpler.

[STOMP STOMP STOMP off goes the giant robot through the town. Whichever town you might happen to be in.]

[Interrupt him? Y/N?]

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[He's definitely online. A whole lot of online. Not to be confused with America Online, he doesn't have that specifically back where he's from. He doesn't even really like the internet, but he at least knows it's a thing.

Where were we? Oh right.

He looks back up at Ironhide with a look of exasperation.]

If I could get rid of the thing I would, but no matter what I try it continues to find its way back into my hair. I guess this is a consistency in this world. Don't you have one of these annoying creatures too?

[~~Don't ask why he hasn't just squashed Joltik yet, he doesn't know either.~~]

Put it into its container and be done with it.

[He shrugs. It's always worked for him -- even with Jaws. Solutions are simple with Ironhide, sometimes.]

I put them away when they become... irritating.

I am not holding one of those ridiculous balls up to my hair just to put the darn thing inside. I'm a warrior, not some freak sideshow designed only for the amusement of others. [Just imagine, Vegeta and the Wondrous Electrical Spider, capable of taming any rowdy and rude Saiyan Prince. It would be a perfect show.]

... Who said you were going to be gawked at?

Go do it somewhere no one is looking, if your vanity is a concern.

[You can barely get the guy to do the fusion dance when no one's looking just to save the universe let alone put a Pokémon in its Pokéball out of his hair.]

It doesn't matter, it's humiliating. I'd rather be electrocuted any day of the week.

[He eyes Ironhide.] It's too bad you don't have one. [Interpret that any way you want Ironhide.]

Right. You do that.

[He just shrugs. If this guy wants to get zapped all the time, that's his business.]

[The last statement earns a snort, though.]

I have one which does the same. And it is far better trained.

Train? I'm not training a bug. [He's got his own training to do! That's the same thing, right?]

Then enjoy your electrocution.

I will. Besides, what is that even supposed to mean, training an insect, honestly. Why do you waste your time like that then disciplining a bug? That makes no sense to me at all.

[Meanwhile, Joltik looks up at Ironhide with a sort of ^.^ face. He's usually a good boy but sometimes his trainer needs a little bit of training himself! He is quite the sassy Joltik. But he still loves his idiot trainer, and he's going to show it by crawling down right on Vegeta's cheek and rubbing its head lovingly against it. Perhaps this is why Vegeta hasn't squashed it yet. Though the rubbing is met with a glare.]

The same way you train anything else. Discipline. Effort.

It is not just an insect.

[No more than Napalm the Onix is just a bunch of rocks. He's gotten fond of these creatures, by now.]

[If Vegeta knew what napalm was he'd probably say that's one of the best names ever for anything. Ever. ~~His mun certainly thinks so too.~~]

[Fine. Perhaps the walking scrap yard is right. He would enjoy not getting shocked all the time.] Yes, it's an insect that houses more electricity than I thought possible. I certainly hope you're right about this, machine. Because we're going to give it a go- aren't we?

[He shoots a sly grin at the Pokémon on his face, then back to Ironhide. Joltik gives him a look, then scuttles back into his hair. Which gets a good chuckle out of the Prince.]

I am. I know training. Human, Autobot, or... creature.

[He's got a few million years worth of experience to back that up. Which his pokemon probably regret sometimes.]

Good. See that you do.

You probably wouldn't know Saiyan. [But that's really a moot point. However, Autobot? He'll keep that in mind- he's not heard of or seen Ironhide's race before.]

[The Prince turns, starting to make his way to wherever it was he was going (which would probably be a restaurant honestly, of which he will probably get kicked out of for eating them out of business) and gives a wave of his hand.] I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to run me over in that big hurry you're in.

[Because if Ironhide was in a big hurry he'd never of stopped to talk to this jerk...?]

No. Never heard of it.

[That makes two of them -- in the whole, "I don't know what you are" boat, anyway.]

You were in no danger. I do not harm organics.

[Optimus said not to.]

That was more for you than it was for me.[He wasn't actually all that worried about being run over. He's been hit by some pretty ridiculous things before.]

[So, in traditional DBZ fashion he powers up a little bit and takes off flying, but of course not before Joltik pokes his head out of the back of Vegeta's hair and looks at Ironhide with a-

Thanks for telling him now he's going to discipline me lineface look. Well Autobot, you just saved this Saiyan Prince more than a thousand headaches in the future.

He didn't express it but he appreciates it!]

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I had a lot of fun with this thread <3