show_my_cannons: (I am going to count to three.)
Ironhide ([personal profile] show_my_cannons) wrote2013-05-31 04:30 pm

video ;; action | 4TH WALL EVENT

[So remember how Ironhide had been lost in the wilderness earlier?]

[That's not a problem anymore. Because guess who can suddenly turn into a truck? That's right, this guy. A truck that is currently plowing through trees and bushes and whatever might be in his way. BEEP BEEP MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.]

[As soon as he gets into some clear space, be it a town, or a pathway or anything reasonably clear of tall, cumbersome trees, the truck skids to a halt.]

[And transforms.]

Hah! About time this has happened... Now.

[He rolls shoulders the size of a small family car.]

Let us get on with this. Tracking the girl should be simple. Or... hn. Simpler.

[STOMP STOMP STOMP off goes the giant robot through the town. Whichever town you might happen to be in.]

[Interrupt him? Y/N?]


((ooc: replies will come from [personal profile] heavyweaponsbot for icon purposes.))
wheeljackofalltrades: (smiiiirk)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wheeljack's swords angle up as he strafes around the weapons master, his eyes glinting with excitement.]

Hard to knock a Wrecker down.
heavyweaponsbot: (You feel lucky?  Well?  Do you?)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-10 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I would not know. Those back home... they are unlike you.

[And, right as he says that, the Heavy Iron is slung back into place -- and Ironhide's main cannons unfold.]

[Brace yourself, Wheeljack. He's opening fire.]
wheeljackofalltrades: (You don't mean-)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-11 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Those eyes widen.

Wheeljack knew those cannons. They were the cannons his own world's Ironhide used. Gatling guns of pure steel and metal muscle, ready to open fire at him. If he wasn't so thick headed, he would have turned tail and ran.

But instead, he readies those swords, defending himself as best he can through the rain of bullets.

What can he say? Wreckers never call for backup.]
heavyweaponsbot: (My cannons let me show you)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-11 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't try to aim for anything vital. This isn't meant to kill. Or even wound severely. This is just a test. A trial run to see what the other can do.]

[So, after a moment of pounding out rounds, he lets them stop, still standing at the ready.]


You seem surprised.
wheeljackofalltrades: (That's not very impressive)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-12 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[When the bullets cease, Wheeljack dusts himself off, his white paint scored in a few places. Not that he really minded.]

Just...reminded of someone. War hero back home.

You'd like him.
heavyweaponsbot: (Pray for peace and self control)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks the other bot over, and nods in approval. Very good. Definitely a warrior. He can appreciate that.]

If he was a soldier, I do not doubt that I would.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Jackie being Jackie)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-12 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[And with that, those swords are put back into his back armor, taking a look around.]

So. Take it we're not exactly secrets around here.
heavyweaponsbot: (I will give you to the count of three.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh.

Not any more. I make no secret of what I am... there is no reason to.

[He shrugs.] No one cares. Not here.
wheeljackofalltrades: (smiiiirk)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Works for me. I hate goin' incognito anyway.

[And if they didn't care, neither did he.]

So, what makes your Wreckers so different from mine?
heavyweaponsbot: (Interesting.  Does it explode?)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
It is less troublesome, this way.

[He shrugs.]

They are more foul-mouthed. Less likely to appreciate fine weapons... when brute force will do.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Chintap)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Know a few guys like that in my old squad. Before...yannow, the war.

[His head tilts away. It's...it's a sensitive subject.]

Prefer stylized form of combat over your average blaster.
heavyweaponsbot: (Let's do this thing.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I know.

[He'll leave it at that, though. If nothing else, he can figure out when to avoid a subject.]

Have more finesse than they do, too.
wheeljackofalltrades: (smiiiirk)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Some wouldn't really agree with ya there, 'Hide.

Ratchet, especially.
heavyweaponsbot: (All Spark why would you even --)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
They do not know the Wreckers I do.

[Hold up.]

... Ratchet?
wheeljackofalltrades: (Hey...whatcha guys doin'?)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. Ratchet. The good Doc.

Red, white. Constantly frownin'.


...At least to me.
heavyweaponsbot: (I know you're back there Doc.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I know him. And he is not... that.

More neon yellow.
wheeljackofalltrades: (What do I stand for?)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...

No, that's Bumblebee.
heavyweaponsbot: (Broke my damn juicebox.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Bumblebee is not neon.

Just yellow.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Oh goodness)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And neither is Ratchet. At least not where I'm from.

Personality's not that glowing either.
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-13 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
... That is strange.

Your version's paint sounds far less... optic-searing...
wheeljackofalltrades: (not so sure about this Doc)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. I'm just tryin' to imagine that one.

Guessin' you and I got a lot to catch up on.
heavyweaponsbot: (Built like a brick house.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do not try too hard.

[You'll get hurt.]

Yeah, it looks that way.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Conversation)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I won't.

[He starts walking though, past the weapons master, giving a look back.]

Wanna go for a walk? I'd like to stretch my legs.
heavyweaponsbot: (Let's do this thing.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2013-06-14 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He grunts, and starts limping-slash-marching after the other bot.]

Best keep up, then.
wheeljackofalltrades: (Sassy Salute)

[personal profile] wheeljackofalltrades 2013-06-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a smirk as he follows along, keeping pace.]

I'd say that about you, but I'm guessin' ya got enough firepower to demolish a small moon.

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