Ironhide (
show_my_cannons) wrote2013-05-31 04:30 pm
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video ;; action | 4TH WALL EVENT
[So remember how Ironhide had been lost in the wilderness earlier?]
[That's not a problem anymore. Because guess who can suddenly turn into a truck? That's right, this guy. A truck that is currently plowing through trees and bushes and whatever might be in his way. BEEP BEEP MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.]
[As soon as he gets into some clear space, be it a town, or a pathway or anything reasonably clear of tall, cumbersome trees, the truck skids to a halt.]
[And transforms.]
Hah! About time this has happened... Now.
[He rolls shoulders the size of a small family car.]
Let us get on with this. Tracking the girl should be simple. Or... hn. Simpler.
[STOMP STOMP STOMP off goes the giant robot through the town. Whichever town you might happen to be in.]
[Interrupt him? Y/N?]
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[That's not a problem anymore. Because guess who can suddenly turn into a truck? That's right, this guy. A truck that is currently plowing through trees and bushes and whatever might be in his way. BEEP BEEP MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.]
[As soon as he gets into some clear space, be it a town, or a pathway or anything reasonably clear of tall, cumbersome trees, the truck skids to a halt.]
[And transforms.]
Hah! About time this has happened... Now.
[He rolls shoulders the size of a small family car.]
Let us get on with this. Tracking the girl should be simple. Or... hn. Simpler.
[STOMP STOMP STOMP off goes the giant robot through the town. Whichever town you might happen to be in.]
[Interrupt him? Y/N?]
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Hard to knock a Wrecker down.
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[And, right as he says that, the Heavy Iron is slung back into place -- and Ironhide's main cannons unfold.]
[Brace yourself, Wheeljack. He's opening fire.]
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Wheeljack knew those cannons. They were the cannons his own world's Ironhide used. Gatling guns of pure steel and metal muscle, ready to open fire at him. If he wasn't so thick headed, he would have turned tail and ran.
But instead, he readies those swords, defending himself as best he can through the rain of bullets.
What can he say? Wreckers never call for backup.]
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[So, after a moment of pounding out rounds, he lets them stop, still standing at the ready.]
You seem surprised.
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Just...reminded of someone. War hero back home.
You'd like him.
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If he was a soldier, I do not doubt that I would.
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So. Take it we're not exactly secrets around here.
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Not any more. I make no secret of what I am... there is no reason to.
[He shrugs.] No one cares. Not here.
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[And if they didn't care, neither did he.]
So, what makes your Wreckers so different from mine?
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[He shrugs.]
They are more foul-mouthed. Less likely to appreciate fine weapons... when brute force will do.
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[His head tilts away. It's...it's a sensitive subject.]
Prefer stylized form of combat over your average blaster.
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[He'll leave it at that, though. If nothing else, he can figure out when to avoid a subject.]
Have more finesse than they do, too.
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Ratchet, especially.
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[Hold up.]
... Ratchet?
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Red, white. Constantly frownin'.
...At least to me.
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More neon yellow.
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No, that's Bumblebee.
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Just yellow.
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Personality's not that glowing either.
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Your version's paint sounds far less... optic-searing...
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Guessin' you and I got a lot to catch up on.
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[You'll get hurt.]
Yeah, it looks that way.
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[He starts walking though, past the weapons master, giving a look back.]
Wanna go for a walk? I'd like to stretch my legs.
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Best keep up, then.
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I'd say that about you, but I'm guessin' ya got enough firepower to demolish a small moon.
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