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9 - [Video] / Action for Violet

[Oh? What's this? It's a robot-turned-human, exiting the doors of the Violet City Gym. He looks exceedingly proud of himself. He even has a little spring in his usual limp.]

[... those of you who heard his plan to 'punch Faulkner until he gives up the badge' may feel a little bit of concern right now. Especially when he flashes something at the camera.]

[Ironhide just grins.]

Time to move on, looks like. Where to next?

[Without waiting for an answer, he kills the feed. Somebody's feeling decidedly exuberant today.]

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None of us are human. I would not know.

[Egg huffs, then hunkers back down, watching her party right back. What're you guys looking at?]

Oh. Right. Well, are y'all big when y'ain't human?

[Cordon then promptly flies into Ironhide's face, hoping to make him drop the badge. Lottie starts trying to grab him but...]

Cordon! Cordon, get down! Ooh, don' make me use Ember!

Yeah. We are. Twenty-five feet... Not sure about Ciffjumper.

[Egg gets excited at that, heaving himself back up to his feet, watching this excitedly.]

[Ironhide steps back, lifting both hands to automatically cover his face.]

Your bird needs more training!

[Cordon swoops and grabs the badge, dropping it in front of Egg]

I know, I know, I swear, he ain't this bad norm'lly.

[She grabs his ball and calls him back]

I hate usin' those things, but I swear. That bird's gonna be th'death o'me.

[Egg looks triumphant, and starts chewing on it.]

... And my badge.

[Lottie winces]

Think it might take a good bit'a chewin' f'r that critter t'do any harm t'the badge...

[HOW CAN SHE FIX THIS?!]

Not this one. He ate metal when he was smaller.

[Ironhide regards Egg for a moment before sighing. And... stripping his coat off. Don't worry, there is a shirt underneath, albeit a sleeveless one -- but the coat is one of those long, trenchcoat type deals. It'd just get in the way.]

Hold this.

[Oh, well, isn't Ironhide fit---and whoa, hello giant, heavy trenchcoat. Lottie takes it, though Evangeline and Jules have to get the tails]

Whatcha gonna do?

[If by 'fit', you mean 'built like a brick house covered in crazy scarring', then yes. He looks over at her, and shrugs.]

Getting my badge back.

[Which is precisely when the big Autobot... starts to wrestle his 260 pound Lairon.]

[Lottie just gawks]

Wouldn' gettin' him in th'Pokéball work fastah?

[What is she even watching]

Hn!

Maybe!

[But now he's got Egg in... a pseudo-headlock and is shoving at him, trying to knock him over. Egg is shoving back. And winning.]

I don' think this is workin', Ironhide!

[Lottie is scooting back now.]

He -- just being stubborn!

[At least Egg's attention is off the badge now... Even if he won't budge.]

[Lottie shakes her head, stunned. People are staring, now]

[The staring populace doesn't do much to deter Ironhide. Not... much does, actually. At least until Egg grumbles, and shifts over, essentially giving up the fight.]

...Did you jus' win?

[Egg decides it's a good idea to start nomming on his trainer's head, as Ironhide flops into the dust to sit by him. He doesn't seem to mind this.]

Yep. Looks like it.

Y'wrestled a Pokémon an' won.

[Awed]

How 'xactly didja say y'won that there badge?

If Cliffjumper can do it, so can I.

[Ironhide just grins.]

I never said.

Cliff can....[Then she registers what he said and she frowns] Don' tell me y'beat that poor boy up! That ain' how Gym battles're supposed t'go, I don' think!

Cliffjumper wrestled one of his the first day he got here. The big cow one.

[Ironhide uses Egg's head as leverage, hauling himself back to his feet. One of his hips pops.]

I won. He seemed fine with it.

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[Good Lord, these men are certainly strange. Lottie winces when she hears that pop and hands back the coat]

That jus' ain' fair. You okay, though? That didn' sound good.

[These man are used to being giant robots brawling with their bare hands -- or giant guns. He shrugs though, accepting his coat.]

What? The pop? Happens all the time.

Y'might wanna get that checked out. I ain't sure hips're supposed t'make that loud'a noise.

[Ironhide looks away, shrugging into his coat.]

... Yeah. Maybe.

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