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[Another video feed with Ironhide. Though, this time, he seems much more pleased with current events. He's seated on the floor, between his Growlithe, and his Aggron, examining a little green creature busily chewing on his boot toe.]

Huh. Not what I expected. Not sure I mind...

[Yep. His Christmas egg finally hatched. As he sits there, actually, genuinely smirking, the baby pokemon decides it's a good time to climb up one of his big arms, and perch on his shoulder.]

[It's a Scyther. A slightly different color of Scyther...]

I have just the name for you, kid.

[Apparently he's either unaware he turned the 'gear on, or he's feeling in an exceptionally good mood. Because he reaches up to tap the little bug on the nose.]

Best live up to it, Sideswipe.

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Heh.

Maybe I should name it "Heather" instead.

... You could make its middle name 'Heather'!

_{[PERFECT SOLUTION.]}

Heh.

Not sure how Sideswipe would feel about that. Always had an ego on him.

Well, so do I. So, you know.

... Do these things really need two names?

Well, no, not really. But they can be fun.

... I mean, Henry gave his baby dinosaur like... four names.

Henry has something loose in his processor. And is somehow functional without a spinal column.

Probably thinks more names makes it... less likely to explode or something.

_{[... Aw, Ironhide, that's mean... She actually opens her mouth in defense of her socially-dysfunctional adopted big brother... but... well, she can't exactly argue with any of that. Henry is a weirdo.]}

Well, still.

It's fun.

He named it Fruitloops Carmelo Bananasaurus Copter.

Which is such a stupid name that it sails clear off the other end of the stupid scale and starts being awesome again.