4TH WALL POST

[show_my_cannons]

[Good morning Route. Here is a purposeful video of a giant, black robot, towering over an Onix. There is an Aron on its head, and a Teddiusra chewing on its foot. The robot looks exceptionally pleased, despite all of this.]

It is about time.

[Oh what. That voice. Anyone recognize that deep, vaguely accented voice?]

Now we will see how long it takes to travel in this place.

Comments

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[thebelsareinert]

[... AWESOME]

Try not to kill us all.

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[show_my_cannons]

... What do you think I am? A Decepticon?

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[thebelsareinert]

Never heard of it.

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[show_my_cannons]

Hmnf. My kind do not kill everyone. We are protectors.

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[thebelsareinert]

Sounds good to me.

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[show_my_cannons]

Good.

... You are not afraid?

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[thebelsareinert]

No way. You look awesome.

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[show_my_cannons]

Hah. Good to hear.

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[thebelsareinert]

Are people usually scared of you or something?

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[show_my_cannons]

Frequently. It gets irritating.

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[thebelsareinert]

... How irritating?

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[show_my_cannons]

Very irritating.

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[thebelsareinert]

I'll take your word for it.

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[show_my_cannons]

Do. Because I am right.

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[thebelsareinert]

You've got it.

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[What. Grell does vaguely remember that voice from one of her video posts...but why is it coming out of this...this thing.

Don't mind her as she stares on, trying to figure out what you are, Ironhide.]

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[show_my_cannons]

[Ironhide just stares back, arms folded.]

What.

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

You are much more...metallic than I remember.

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[show_my_cannons]

I know. This is my natural form.

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

What are you, exactly? [These kinds of robots weren't much of a concept yet in her time.]

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[show_my_cannons]

Autobot. Weapons Master.

[He just sounds so proud.]

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

Weapons, eh? [She does sound a little intrigued. Weapons are nice, yes.]

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[show_my_cannons]

Yeah. Weapons. Make and maintain a lot of them.

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

What kind of weapons would an ah...autobot use, anyway? You're a bit big for say, a scythe.

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[show_my_cannons]

My cannons.

[And here, Ironhide shakes out his arms. The massive weapons come to life in a whir of gears and glowing innards.]

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[Grell steps back, startled. She might not be easily intimidated by normal weapons, but giant cannons on a giant robot? Yeah, definitely intimidating.

Give her a moment, she's at a loss for words.]

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[show_my_cannons]

[And he just stands there, looking proud of himself.]