4TH WALL POST

[show_my_cannons]

[Good morning Route. Here is a purposeful video of a giant, black robot, towering over an Onix. There is an Aron on its head, and a Teddiusra chewing on its foot. The robot looks exceptionally pleased, despite all of this.]

It is about time.

[Oh what. That voice. Anyone recognize that deep, vaguely accented voice?]

Now we will see how long it takes to travel in this place.

Comments

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

What are you, exactly? [These kinds of robots weren't much of a concept yet in her time.]

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[show_my_cannons]

Autobot. Weapons Master.

[He just sounds so proud.]

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

Weapons, eh? [She does sound a little intrigued. Weapons are nice, yes.]

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[show_my_cannons]

Yeah. Weapons. Make and maintain a lot of them.

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

What kind of weapons would an ah...autobot use, anyway? You're a bit big for say, a scythe.

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[show_my_cannons]

My cannons.

[And here, Ironhide shakes out his arms. The massive weapons come to life in a whir of gears and glowing innards.]

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[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[Grell steps back, startled. She might not be easily intimidated by normal weapons, but giant cannons on a giant robot? Yeah, definitely intimidating.

Give her a moment, she's at a loss for words.]

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[show_my_cannons]

[And he just stands there, looking proud of himself.]