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9 - [Video] / Action for Violet

[Oh? What's this? It's a robot-turned-human, exiting the doors of the Violet City Gym. He looks exceedingly proud of himself. He even has a little spring in his usual limp.]

[... those of you who heard his plan to 'punch Faulkner until he gives up the badge' may feel a little bit of concern right now. Especially when he flashes something at the camera.]

[Ironhide just grins.]

Time to move on, looks like. Where to next?

[Without waiting for an answer, he kills the feed. Somebody's feeling decidedly exuberant today.]

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_{[CELEBRATORY FIST-PUMP IS GO.]}

He sorta looks like he's swallowed a lemon when he realizes he just got beat, doesn't he?

_{[Or maybe that had just been in her fight because she'd failed spectacularly the first time around and he'd probably been expecting her to lose again.]}

He... looked odd, yeah. He was not eating anything, though.

[Ironhide, that's not the point.]

_{[..... :I]}

... WELL. Congrats.

I bet your dudes pummeled those birdbrains good!

They did.

[He pulls his coat aside enough to pat one of the pokeballs fondly.]

Napalm wrecked them.

I can't imagine there's much of anything a bunch of dumb birds can do against a mobile pile of rocks.

They could do nothing but fail... but they survived.

[He nods.] It was a good victory.

Next time you should film the battle!

... Why?

Because they're fun to watch?

You have a violent streak.

[Of course, being Ironhide, he sort of makes this sound like a compliment.]

_{[He gets that wolfish grin in reply.]}

And prouuuud of it! Makes everything more entertaining.

It is something to be proud of. When used the right way.

I'm usually pretty good at avoiding the temptation to become a psychotic axe murderer, so I think I'm okay.

... Usually?

_{[This face. Just... this face.]}

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...

Comforting.

Pffft, I'm just pullin' your leg.

I'm not a crazy axe murderer, I promise.

_{[Because he absolutely may have thought for one second that she was a crazy axe murderer. Of course.]}

Good. I would have to come set you straight, if you were.

[Ironhide says this as he pops the joints in his knuckles.]

_{[... And you know what, she thinks he'd be PRETTY DAMN GOOD at setting crazy axe murderers straight. Good thing she didn't get the Bad Ending back home where she snaps and presumably goes on a killing spree ...]}

... Yeah, heh, luckily, I don't even own an axe. So no worries!

... I do own a MACE back home, though. Hey-- do you think there's any crazy mace murderers out there?

[Ironhide looks flatly at the camera.]

Yes. There are.

Really? Crazy mace murderers?

... How many people actually own maces, I mean, they're kind of... medieval.

_{[Who is taking this conversation seriously? NOT HEATHER.]}

His name is Barricade. Ran him into a pole, once. Not sure if he survived.

... Megatron had one, for a while.

[And yes, Heather, he is being completely serious.]

_{[... Whoa.]}

... Seriously?

Does it look like I am joking?

I guess not.

Sorry.

... Never expected a bunch of advanced alien robots to use a weapon so... well. Medieval. _{[... But then, Ironhide DID say the bad guys liked to cause suffering...]}