17 -- 4th Wall Event -- Video/Action

[show_my_cannons]

[Somewhere in Goldenrod, there is a massive black robot. He's about 25' tall, well over four tons, and armed to the teeth.]

[He also looks excessively proud of himself as he kicks snow out of his path. This is the image the 'gear shows over the network.]

About time I was returned to my frame. Cold is hardly a problem now.

[For emphasis, he scoops some of said snow into one huge hand, and compacts it into what may be the largest and most deadly snowball Jhoto has ever seen.]

... Hmm.

[Be warned, citizens. The old weapons master is just looking for a target.]

Comments

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[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what giant robots do? Eat people?

_{[Henry suddenly forgot about the part where Ironhide was a soldier. 8c he was busy trying not to look delicious. He tried to walk in air. Oh, so his legs worked again...]}

I don't taste very good.

[action]

[show_my_cannons]

No.

Who told you that?

[He sees that air walking, and goes to put the crazy man down.]

[action]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[When Henry's feet touch the ground he just tries to escape again. DB Fffnfngngh!]}

[action]

[show_my_cannons]

[And Ironhide picks him right back up again.]

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[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Squawk. TRANSFORMERS WERE NO LONGER COOL. THEY WERE TERRIFYING.]}

What do you want from me!?

[action]

[show_my_cannons]

I want an explanation.

For your hair nonsense.

[action]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[D'B THIS WAS NOT HOW THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO GO.]}

It was just a prank! A joke! I'm sorry!

[action]

[show_my_cannons]

... Fine.

[And he sets Henry down.]

Run along.