show_my_cannons: (Human | I am losing sight again)
[The video features Ironhide and his Onix -- Napalm -- exiting the doors of the Goldenrod Gym. Judging from the angle of the video, the 'gear is being held by the newly dubbed "Green", since it's so close to the ground. From inside the Gym, one can clearly hear the sound of sobbing...]

[Ironhide shoots a glance at Napalm, who, despite not having any shoulders, does a fairly good impression of a shrug. He shakes his head, then steps forward and takes the 'Gear, revealing that it is, in fact, Green filming.]


Never thought a Leader would start to cry when they were defeated...

[He pauses, chewing his lip for a moment.]

... Never thought I would be here this long. A year should not feel so...

[He looks to Napalm, who snorts, and lowers her head. Ironhide heaves himself up, as Green scrambles behind him.]


Cliffjumper. Get your things. Time to roll out.
show_my_cannons: (Human | Ratchet's talking about soil...)
[At first, it's just Ironhide's face. He's looking out across the way at something, bundled up like a mummy against the cold.]

Huh.

[He turns the 'gear, and shows his Aggron, Egg, apparently having a wrestling contest with a tiny green creature. Egg isn't trying very hard, mostly just shoving the little Pokemon away from him with a foot.]


Why do we even need to bother capturing these creatures, if this place just dumps them on us whenever it sees fit?

[Another, thoughtful, pause.]

Think I will call it... "Green."

[Ironhide you are terrible at naming things.]
show_my_cannons: (Human | You want a piece of me?)
[Apparently one of the other pokemon have switched the 'gear on, because Ironhide isn't looking at it. He's deep in conversation with a Squirtle. Napalm can be seen half-curled around them on some cleared bit of grass at a park.]

I checked. You should have had the cannons weeks ago.

[The Squirtle looks up at him, and bounces a little, its face going ":D". The cheeky little bastard. It's been holding back. Likely on purpose. Because it totally knows why Ironhide got it.]

[He eyes it, sourly. It waves to him.]


Fine. You be that way.

[Ironhide turns, as if to walk away.]

This just means we will have to train harder in the meantime...

[The Squirtle blinks, and its big eyes get even bigger. Then its little face scrunches up in concentration.]

[Shortly thereafter, there is a flash of light. It clears, and the Squirtle has EVOLVED! The Wartortle looks up, and Napalm nods to it. One more frown later, and there's a second flash of light.]

[Ironhide's level 45 Squirtle is now a level 45 Blastoise. It growls something triumphantly, and then lumbers after its trainer.]

[And before the feed cuts out, Ironhide can be heard:]

... knew that would work.
show_my_cannons: (Human | Ashes to ashes)
[Oh it's the morning of December 25th! Hooray! Kids are probably overjoyed! People are thrilled! It's a glorious, beautiful snowy day in Goldenrod.]

[... and Dog has managed to turn on the camera in the little room Ironhide's been occupying in the Pokemon center. She looks quite happy, digging her nose into a basket of food, and pushing Cannon the Squirtle out of the way.]

[Where is their trainer in all this?]

[He's sitting on the bed, looking at some dark material in his hands. It looks remarkably like a military uniform. In all black. As he turns it over, careful observers may witness a triangular logo stitched onto one arm.]

[You know, for a guy who's just gotten a present, he doesn't seem very happy about it.]
show_my_cannons: (Human | Ratchet's talking about soil...)
[Oh wow, look at all that. It's a winter wonderland out there -- since the video feed is apparently taken through a window. Snow and ice and sparkly white things! Isn't it beautiful!]

[And then the 'gear is set down on the windowsill, and a familiar snort of displeasure can be heard.]

[Ironhide's reflection can be seen in the glass, looking out on that scene of winter-y delight with an expression people typically reserve for something utterly distasteful. Like poo. Or bad remakes of good 80's movies. Certainly not the look one gives a nice, lovely snowfall in Goldenrod City.]


How much longer is this... eugh... stuff... going to stick around?

Sick of it already.

[BAH. HUMBUG.]
show_my_cannons: (PKMN | Dog)
[The 'gear clicks on to show a little Corgi-like Growlithe bouncing around, with an Eletrike. Part of the view is hidden behind a pair of booted feet.]

[They're rolling across a lawn, barking and chasing each other. Honestly, it looks like they're having the BEST TIME EVER. At some point, Dog pounces on Rascal, and the two go rolling into some bushes. Almost immediately, Dog is darting back out again, followed closely by Rascal. The two proceed to continue this merry chase all over the lawn, until Dog runs behind the feet.]

[Her nose fills the screen.]


... This is not what I meant by training the canines.

[Apparently those feet belong to Ironhide, and, as usual, he does not sound all that pleased with his Pokemon's antics.]

[The feed clicks off, only to resume a moment later, with the old 'bot's face filling the screen instead of two frolicking puppies.]


Everyone calmed down after that... Halloween... thing? Or are you all still crazed?

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