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show_my_cannons) wrote2011-12-11 06:03 pm
show_my_cannons) wrote2011-12-11 06:03 pm
17 -- 4th Wall Event -- Video/Action
[Somewhere in Goldenrod, there is a massive black robot. He's about 25' tall, well over four tons, and armed to the teeth.]
[He also looks excessively proud of himself as he kicks snow out of his path. This is the image the 'gear shows over the network.]
About time I was returned to my frame. Cold is hardly a problem now.
[For emphasis, he scoops some of said snow into one huge hand, and compacts it into what may be the largest and most deadly snowball Jhoto has ever seen.]
... Hmm.
[Be warned, citizens. The old weapons master is just looking for a target.]
[He also looks excessively proud of himself as he kicks snow out of his path. This is the image the 'gear shows over the network.]
About time I was returned to my frame. Cold is hardly a problem now.
[For emphasis, he scoops some of said snow into one huge hand, and compacts it into what may be the largest and most deadly snowball Jhoto has ever seen.]
... Hmm.
[Be warned, citizens. The old weapons master is just looking for a target.]
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[Because she's Heather, she likes to think she could take on any police. ... But the truth is, yeah, she probably couldn't have.]
It'd take more than some fat cop to shuffle me off the mortal coil for good.
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Not all the authorities are oversized and inept.
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Oversized? That seems a bit rich, coming from a giant space robot.
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You should see some of the Decepticons.
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Demolishor was at least twice Prime's size in height. And Optimus was taller than me by a good couple feet.
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... Holy shit.
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Which part? The Decepticons? Or Prime?
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That's pretty hard to picture.
[She'd fought some pretty big things in her time... but not even God had been that big. ... Physically, anyway.]
Did you kill it? The Demolisher thing.
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[There's a pause, and when he answers her question, there's something hard and angry in his voice.]
We did. We blew a hole straight through its head. Put a stop to it once and for all.
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[She sounds genuinely impressed. In a movie, giant robots blowing each other up might not be too earth-shaking for her. But thinking about it happening in real life...]
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And the bad guy was the size of a friggin' building.
That's pretty damn cool.
... Not even I've done that.
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[A beat.]
Yeah, your foes were a little... small.
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... A lot bigger.
[She pauses, then adds--]
... But like I said, not as big as that.
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... Ever seen a subway train?
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[The splitworm had not been a pleasant opponent. She'll say that much.]
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Large prey for you.
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[She won't lie, though. She was pretty dang proud of defeating that thing.
Possibly for symbolic reasons.][Action]
[He says it amiably -- it's not an argument he's looking for.]
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That it was.
[She rubs a hand on her coat for warmth before looking down at it.]
... All I had was that handgun.
... Y'know. The one that I shot atcha with.
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Go on.
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[Action] sob adding creative license because SH boss fights aren't actually all that interesting.
[action] Heather that is beautiful.
[action] SHE DOES HAVE A BRAIN IN THERE EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS ACT LIKE IT
[action] Good girl ;o;
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